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San Diego authorities are concerned about social pH levels in America's Finest City as SDPD has just received word that Margaret A. Harrison of Fit, Fine, Inline, and In Her Prime, will be joining her sister, Carol Jane Harrison chairperson of Sewers Making a Cool Kountry (SMACK), for the Christmas Holidays in the Hillcrest section of the city. Local law enforcement agencies doubt whether this coastal city can withstand the levels of fun that the reputation of the Harrison sisters threaten.
Neighborhood proprietor of Midnight Books and Video and Thursday night bingo caller at the GLT Center, Rod Feelgood commented, "It'll be just fabulous. We haven't had a good shake up since Ru Paul left San Diego to become a NYC morning DJ."

While the elder Harrison sister is only scheduled for a three night, four day stay, Chief of Social Investigations Darrin Wantego says,"Often short visits are the worst. It's like a Tasmanian devil approach to fun. When the visitor leaves its the city left gasping for air under the dust cloud of merriment and mayhem. The fun-makers are usually clueless and are only concerned with those join who them."

San Diego authorities would like to caution all social people out this weekend that these sisters should only be approached if you can handle spontaneous magnitudes of fun.